Don't-know jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...

Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Three Vulcans walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."

What does e equal?

I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.

So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?

"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.

I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.

I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?

Because they don’t know where home is.

My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!

Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."

What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?

"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.

I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.

I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."