Don't-know

Don't-know jokes

Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."

Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."

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  • How does Helen Keller say "dad?"

    I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.

    DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!

    “Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”

    “Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”

    What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

    I don't know... I just fly the drone.

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  • A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”

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  • What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?

    Domi-don't-knows...

    My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"

    Me: "Your mom gay lol."

    My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."

    You: "Your mom gay lol."

    A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,

    "Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"

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  • A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

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  • Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

    I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.