Don't-know jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."
Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!
“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
JAW don't know sh*t!
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"