Don't-know jokes
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
So, three guys are walking down the street together and decide to go rob a bank.
The first one goes for the richest man in the city’s vault but can’t open it easily and is caught and sent to death in jail for robbing the richest man.
The second one goes for his uncle's vault because screw that son of a b***h; he’s rich, why does he need all the money? But his uncle was unfortunately at the vault that day and snapped his nephew's neck.
The third one went for his ex’s vault and thought, “Well, that b***h can suck my d**k; she’s so poor anyway, who would care if I take all her money so she dies of hunger and dehydration and homelessness?” So he managed to get into her vault easily because it wasn’t heavily locked and took all her money. The next day, the third guy's ex showed up to his house and said, “I’m gonna f*****g murder you,” so she shot him dead and got her money from his house.
In hell, the three guys see each other and explain what happened. The third guy did and then asked, “You know, I don’t get it. If the richest guys are heavily guarded but already have so much money in their house, why does it need to be heavily guarded? I don’t understand why the poorer aren’t heavily guarded when they are so poor they need the money.” And the first guy said, “B***h, I don’t know, maybe the bank tellers think poor people should suck it and just die already.”
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!