Don't-know

Don't-know jokes

What did one butthole say to the other?

"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"

A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."

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    • I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

    I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

    You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

    Me: I don't know.

    You: Are you sure?

    Me: I don't know.

    You: Okay.

    Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

    Thing 2: I don't know, what?

    Thing 1: One gets hard faster.

    Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.

    Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?

    Angela: His name is Kevin.

    Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?

    Angela: I don't know.

    There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.

    The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”