Don't-know

Don't-know jokes

A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."

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    • I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

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    • P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?

    P2: I don't know.

    P1: Wow, you sick fuck!

    I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.

    In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

    Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

    Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

    Son, what is 1 plus 1?

    Dad, I don't know.

    Son, it is 2.

    Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.

    Normal girl stating her opinion.

    My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!

    My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

    Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.

    I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...

    This is about Gwen.

    I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

    What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

    I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.