What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Dong Jokes
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.