Hello guys. It's me, Donald fuckin' Trump. Ask me anything in the comments, guys.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Donald Trump will return to Twitter.
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Yo mama so fat Donald trump built a wall around her
Yo mama so ugly Donald trump said wrong
Why is Donald Trump so Mad Because he is a Trumpet
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
Why didnt Donald trump build the wall? Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
