Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
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Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.” Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
Donald trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this
Your mom's so fat Donald trump built the wall round her
Yo mama so fat Donald trump built a wall around her
Yo mama so ugly Donald trump said wrong
Why is Donald Trump so Mad Because he is a Trumpet
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
Why didnt Donald trump build the wall? Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Donald trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls
Donald trump didn't even finish the wall he should of hired Mexicans to do it!
Why didn't Donald trump not pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him? Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What does Donald Trumps hair style called. A comey over.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it....what do you do? You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
ehen is donald trump
pink Floyd+Donald trump=same
what do you call the christian version of donald trump? holy shit.
