Donald Trump jokes

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.