Domestic jokes
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
I tried taking a pic of my dog
Me ND my kitty
if you like cats then you should like this post
Chat box
Meet your new evil overlord
💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
