Domestic Jokes

What do you call children born from incest?

Gross Domestic Product

What do you do when your dish washer stops working

Hit your wife harder

I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence...

Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

What’s the difference between a child and someone who been kidnapped?? One of them is a domesticated pet

Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.

A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said “THATS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE” the man replied with “no, it’s not domestic violence it’s DUMBASS-D*CK VIOLENCE”

if Germany is the father land and Russia is the mother land would WII just be domestic violence

So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence

My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse but I beat her to it

Theres a new cooking programme on bbc1 . The contestants are victims of domestic violence. Its called cant cook .... right hook

I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face I offered to call an ambulance but he said he was fine

Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke.....