Housekeeping jokes
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
Guys to wind the clock up?
I did a good job of being home from school.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.
Community talk
The run for life and death Hi, I’m ava and I was in school at the time of the outbreak. You see, I'm at a success school. It's pretty much an alternative school for me and about 300 other people. Counting teachers, janitors, housekeeping, and students. Now to remind you this is a “school” so there's a lot of kids here, both boys and girls Attend this school and like any other school my school didn’t allow electronics… Read more