What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
What has 8 legs and 2 ears?a dog 🐶
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat
What did one dog say to another dog? I love you
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions, which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Person: Where do I commit suicide?
Dog: Roof.
Person: Good idea.
