What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
Dog Jokes
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
What is a dog?
A pet.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What is a dog?
An animal.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
About a dog.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
