Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕 today is the night I can drive
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What has a dog?
People.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog is what a human
I love ❤️ dogs.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
What is a dog 🐶? A pet
What has a magic car 🚙? A magic dog 🐶
What is a dog 🐕.? An animal 🦓
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
