What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
Dog Jokes
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What has a dog?
People.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
I love ❤️ dogs.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
What is a dog?
A pet.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
