What has a magic car 🚙? A magic dog 🐶
What is a dog 🐕.? An animal 🦓
Who thinks that dogs 🐕 bark to munch
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅? Time to walk with you’re dog 🐶
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter, as I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set and the entire animal shelter was burned down. A few hours later I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why, I replied "I couldn't find any" She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?
About a dog
What time is when dogs 🐕 get hurt 😔? Time to take your dog to the vet
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
What time is it when dogs are an appointment ? Time to scream 😱
What time do you think 🤔 dogs 🐶 are not happy 😆? Bulldogs
What is a dog 🐕 with only two legs 🦵? A human
What is a dog 🐕 that is Christmas? A Christmas tree dog 🐶
What is a guide dog 🐶 that can not walk? A useless guide 🐶
Why did the dog walk out at night .?to scare his people
What has 8 legs and 2 ears?a dog 🐶
Q: Why couldn't the Queer wist eating his hot dog? A: Because it tasted like shit.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What is a dog that you can drive? A big dog 🐶 car 🚘
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat
What did one dog say to another dog? I love you
