Dog

Dog Jokes

What should you name a dog without any legs?

It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.

A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.

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What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog πŸ• today is the night I can drive

What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.

A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"