A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕 today is the night I can drive
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What has a dog 🐶? People
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog is what a human
I love ❤️ dogs
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
What is a dog 🐶? A pet
What has a magic car 🚙? A magic dog 🐶
What is a dog 🐕.? An animal 🦓
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅? Time to walk with you’re dog 🐶
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
About a dog
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
