Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But catscan
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
My mum told me to do the dog poo but I couldn't find you anywhere
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dog for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Tayler Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space? You know what her husband said to her? " I will feed the dog you feed the fish."
So one day I saw a dog outside so I played with it then I was like Iβm ganna see itβs name and where it lives so I did then...itβs name was momo then I looked to see where it lived it said joe momma street
why do orphans love dogs because dogs stay with them
My dogs pooped in my shoes?pooper
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when got given birth too
Please Fokes you can hit the thumbs up button on the ones you like. There is no need to repost..
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate.. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY"
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced"
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time bone appetit
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
How many wee-tahds does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
click...uh click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: youβll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong aβ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All heβd do is go βUh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!β
A family put their kid and their dog in an Orphanage but came back for only the dog.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years". I walked away shocked but not surprised
Why can't you have a tall dog... You will have pup's in a week
my girlfriends dog died so i got her a new one in replacement and she went off on me and yelled
"What am i supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
I walk on on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said mum, you really spoil those dogs!
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner
Just ate a tasty steak
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
Mein Fuhrer ist steickenbleiben in meinen zahnen.
