My dog went once went to URANUS 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know bc dogs sniff URANUS?😂😂😂
Why didnt the dog wanna play football??
Cuz he was a boxer!!!
why does little Johnny hate hot dogs? it reminds him of last night
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common? Dogs get loved
The last thing I said to my dog was Play dead
How do you stop a school soother from killing you? Tell him you don’t believe in dog
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway
Hi dog dog: woof! butcher: say less
Sometimes I am happy and there are times I envy my dog 🤧
i saw a man trying to rape a dog, i decided to help, the dog cant stand a chance against the both of us
Yo mama so stupid she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
i can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere, i think you two would be really good friends
Roses are red, violets are blue I buttfucked scooby doo
i think democracy is a scam i love men and i love you i love men an d i love you i love my dog he wontsleep iinside and i shitteed my pants i peed my pants i smell bad i took a shower and my dog was like oh my god i was like ohh i was like oh my god and then i was like i shitted again and he was like bark bark casue hes a dog thanks for listening
I’m part of the anti anime association but I’m starting to like anime. what do I do?
And for the joke- what do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls- sparky
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First ignore them until they ask you if your going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them would they get on all fours and bark back? After that continue to ignore them.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common. The feme one's are called bitch.
