Doesnt jokes
It's not rape if you're both crying.
A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died.
The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!"
He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something.
Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!