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I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!