Doesnt jokes
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Jasper doesn't like little girls and Bin Laden.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!