DOE jokes
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common? You can't even deal with it!
when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.