How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark...
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?
How does hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies
What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
How many Karen's does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming" ;)
What does BLM stand for? Bisexual Lives Matter
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
Q:Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A:He only comes once a year.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back
A orphans parents
