DOE jokes

Feminist

What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.

Emo kid

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Incest

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.

Memes

Hole

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

No.

Then how did you put your foot in it?

Email

What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.

Orphan

Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?

He is waiting for his dad with the milk.

Apple

What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?

They're both hanging from a tree.

Titanic

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

Hamster

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

Penis

What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.