What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
DOE Jokes
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What does a cow say? Moo.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
