DOE jokes
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
No.
Then how did you put your foot in it?
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
Memes
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What does a cow say? Moo.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?