DOE jokes

Hole

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

No.

Then how did you put your foot in it?

Email

What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.

Memes

Orphan

Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?

He is waiting for his dad with the milk.

Apple

What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?

They're both hanging from a tree.

Titanic

What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.

Hamster

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

Penis

What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Bone

Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"

Because he needs to pick your balls.

Handicapped man

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"