DOE Jokes

What does McDonald's and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.

what game does an emo love

hang man

Why does Sans like puns so much, probably because he finds them humourus

How does Stephen hawking have sex, enter backspace enter backspace enter backspace

what song does Saturn sing ?

'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it '

So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "does your poop stick to your fur?" And the rabbit replied, "no" and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.

How does NASA organise a party?

They ‘PLANET’

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

Roosters don't lay eggs.

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed ... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME !!!! What does it sound like a woman suffering ???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

How many babies does it take to light up a basement?

I don't know, my basement is still dark.

What does a baby in a blender look like?

I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone!

What does LGBTQ+ means is it the premium version of GAY

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"