DOE jokes
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.