What does an Al Qaida terrorist and a flexible man have in common? They can blow themselves
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but chuck Norris does.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She's 7
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public? Gotta Go Fast
what does a cannibal call a pregnant women,
a kinder surprise egg.
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal....Does he taste funny to you?
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
what does a necrophiliac get at a wedding? mourning wood
Why does the adopted kid like playing gta?because he wants to be wanted
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old but then again neither does the baby
what does your mum and istanbul have in common?
they are all insane comebacks!!!
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
