DOE jokes
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?