Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team because everyone who can run jump and swim is already in America
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
they both look good hanging from a tree
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you're dad came.
Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy? to get the taste of dick out of their mouths does it cycle now you stupid bitches
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists
what does a skeleton put on his roof shin-gulls
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you're pun?
Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁
Q: how many children does it take to shingle a roof? A: depends on how thinly you slice them
crappy joke warning how does spongbob have fun he smokes seaweed
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.
The dog lead went slack
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!
How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminist can change anything
What does B.I.B.L.E. Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence Does it cycle now?
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
