DOE jokes
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is, "Dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh.
Next thing he hears is, “Dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh.
Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings. Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!