Convenience jokes
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. π
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
Memes
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. Iβm at the park. Bye.
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
Memes
welp u alr know what it is
Community
@matt can we get a short cut for Explain Bear something like @EB or .EB
Idk how hard it would be bit it would be so good cuz just now.we have to write out his while name and we're lazy (we being me)
Litmus test to detect nazis:
Do you think nazism should be made illegal?
We are not revealing anything else but asking that simple question. If you say ANYTHING else, they will try to reply to everything else. So, just ask the question. We are looking for the initial response.
If the reply is "define nazism", you are talking most likely with a nazi. You see, we never defined nazism so whatever image popped in thei⦠Read more
Guys I can explain okay Before you all attack me Please I want to explain what happened So first off yes I have a bf and he is real. Second off he isnβt my alt. I do have similar grammar compared to him but itβs bc we both have the same mother tongue. Third off weβre legit in the same house right now. I have photo proof. I live in an apartment above a convenience store so I was getting food because it was lunchtime right and he wanted to go on. I came back and saw what was happening. I tried to explain. See that makes sense right.