Dishwasher jokes
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
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How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
My dishwasher is broke.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more