Dishwasher

Dishwasher jokes

Kid

My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.

Snow

How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.

King

😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"

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  • Washing Machine

    A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"

    Arse

    What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!

    Face

    What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?

    Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.

    Face

    What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?

    You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.