Dishwasher jokes
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
My dishwasher is broke.
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Marriage is really educational.
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
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Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more