Dishwasher jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?

You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.

What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.

😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

Marriage is really educational.

When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Hit your wife harder.

My dishwasher is broke.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.

Mom: Did you finish your homework?

Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.

Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!

Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.

Son: That was cruel!

I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.