😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed "You gonna start the dishwasher or what"?
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER!
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? a dishwasher
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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going
My dishwasher is broke
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What do you do when your dishwasher breakdown? You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties