Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going!
My dishwasher is broke.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
What do you do when your dishwasher breakdown? You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties
