Dishwasher jokes

She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.

What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

How do you make a dishwasher work again?

Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"

what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?

loading the dishwasher.

Marriage is really educational.

When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.

What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

What’s another name for cumming in a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.

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I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."

How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.

Where do you buy a dishwasher?

Hot singles in your area.

Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.

Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.

Mom: Did you finish your homework?

Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.

Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!

Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.

Son: That was cruel!

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.

There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.