What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
How do you make a dishwasher work again? Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
Marriage is really educational
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
What’s another name for cumming in a woman? Loading the dishwasher
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
I was in class and we had to chose another term for words we use everyday, for kid I chose child for dig I chose pet and for wife I chose dishwasher
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
Mom:Dont forget to unload the dishwasher
Mom:did you finish ur homework?
Mom:We are going to ur grandmothers house for thanksgiving
Mom:Dad and i talked we are getting a new car next month
Son:u are?? oh my gosh thank you
Mom:No i was just making sure you were getting my texts
Son:that was cruel
There was a big problem yesterday. My dishwasher has stop working, her visa had expired.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
There was a women. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher. (sans undertale)
Knock knock!! Whos there?? Dishwasher!! Dishwasher who?? Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in
