Disease jokes
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Cancer.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.
How do you get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.