Disease jokes
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
Carys’s mum has chemo.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
He's fat!
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
Cancer?
Cancer
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye