Disease jokes
He's fat!
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
Cancer?
Cancer
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.