Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
What is the difference between a kid with cancer and dark humor?
Dark humor never dies!
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
TDS? More like STDs.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*