What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat. If you don’t get it a Chinese women ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think)
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease? Maracas.
what do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle: motor disease
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies. It's a canariel disease, untweetable .
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses,diseases,etc in the world but cooler like this: "bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
Theres an outbreak of the foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok
what do you call an emo cancer kid
chemo
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What the difference between me and cancer
My mom did beat cancer
Being broke is a Disease stay the fuck away for me.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”
