Bunker jokes
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
