"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
I rate you a 9/11.
The twins are falling down.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
