Disaster jokes
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"