Disaster jokes

Twin Tower jokes are just plane.

Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.

Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"

Trump: "Screw the women and children!"

Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Your hairline caused the solar flare.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

Boom, it went.

Fall

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.