Disaster

Disaster jokes

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.

At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.

Who is the world's fastest reader?

The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.

Why did the Twin Towers get mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.