Disaster jokes
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)