I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle class man said "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me." And then the wall fell on them.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
