I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
