Disaster jokes
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.