Disaster jokes
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.