What do my wife and dinner have in common they are both vegetables
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
I was playing basket ball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers yours are already broken.
Yo yo yo I’m a dinosaur rawr and my Snapchat s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes
What kind of pizza the orphan can’t order? -Familiar pizza
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q. but still had to learn how to be disabled.
At least he got D.L.A. Disability Living Allowance so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Knock knock Who's there Knock knock WHO'S THERE "Starts putting up hand sighs"
Ajay's leg
have you ever heard of hearing aids
yeah me neither
my stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemo therapy... atleast he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
What do u call a black person in a swimming pool. Coco pops
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability? suck a big cock.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket??
Because they ate all the bats
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can’t stand up for themselves
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand Up Comedy!
What do you call a person with no arms and legs? You can call himm whatever you want he's not coming.
