Disability jokes
I went to help an amputated girl, but she didn't have a hand for me to grab.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
I really like
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
I bought a book for my blind friend.
What did Stephen Hawking's mum say to him when he asked for £10?
"You can take a run and jump!"
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.