Disability jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.