Disability jokes
A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and the counter.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
What did the mute man tell the blind man?
Nothing.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.