Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
Disability Jokes
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
I bought a book for my blind friend.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
