Disability jokes
My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
Memes
Shhhhhh... he's having a happy autistic boy moment
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
What did the mute man tell the blind man?
Nothing.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
I bought a book for my blind friend.