Disability jokes
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
Memes
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
What did the mute man tell the blind man?
Nothing.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂