Disability jokes
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?
The retarded kid down the street.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."