Disability jokes
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?
The retarded kid down the street.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
Eating the wheelchair.
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."