Disability jokes

Wheelchair kid

My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."

Prank

I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.

So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.

I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.

Charity

I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.

I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".

Memes

Wheelchair

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".
Disability memes

Second-hand Store

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.

I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."

Wife

Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?

She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.

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    • Man

    There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.

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