Disability jokes
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and the counter.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3