Why did Steven Hawking go to hell not heaven
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell
Helen Keller.
what do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair? MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man when I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid what is he going to do for his self stand up
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
I saw a disabled person in the super market they was at the vegetable isle
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ''uuuuuugghghhhgBANG''
I wonder if stephan hawking heard the song gangsters paradise oh shit he can't
stephen hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises. I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs so I don’t know why they do it
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person. Sorry didn't mean to step on your toes
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
what do you say to a cripeld man getting bullied why not you stand up for yourself
Q. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
A. Cancer.
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Why couldn't Stephen hawking pass because he couldn't pass I'm not a robot test
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid because he just rolls with the joke
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
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