Who is the blindest person in the world
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: mom next year for the carnival can I dress up as a princess? the mother replies: why? you don't like the ice lolly dress from the last year?
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair
RCXD
Wheel chair soccer is just irl Rocket League. Change my mind.
When a person in a wheel chair says you've never took to steps in my shoes and you say to be honest you haven't ether
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does Can do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly
Never walk alone
At least he got D.L.A. Disability Living Allowance so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
What is better to have autism or down syndrome or ADHD?
what do u call a Spanish footballer without legs? gracias
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard? Neither did she
You can say what you want about deaf people ....
What time is it when you can not walk any more? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
Stephen hawking got an engine swap with a nissan 350Z and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday
