Disability jokes

School Shooter

When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

Wheelchair

I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."

Suicide

How did the man with no arms commit suicide?

We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.

Memes

Girl

So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."

Cheese grater

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.

He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

Accident

I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.

Girl

There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”

Wheelchair

I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.

I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.

Injury

If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.

Prank

I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.

So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.

I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.