Disability jokes
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎