Disability jokes
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
Who is Helen Keller?
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.