Disability jokes

Depression

Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.

Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.

Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.

Handicap

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

Wheelchair

Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?

Because he can’t stand up for himself.

Corner

Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?

Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.

Dog

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him for a drag.

Son

Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?

Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.

Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly.

Death

How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.

Death

He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.

Race

How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?

He won the F1 Wheelchair race.

Helen Keller

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!