Disability jokes
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Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
What’s the hardest part of the vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
I have cripple and depression.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.