Disability jokes
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
Balalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.