Disability jokes
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
God: “Stephen, join us!”
*sees the staircase to heaven.*
Stephen: “Shit!”
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You’d run away too if your name was afjlkawihrs gdfn wjasidphbfvnas icxhuvbjsdlk m.nd;fuoxcghkfjckoSZ: lF,.XMAVUDOXICUGJNWLFXCMV CKLSAXHV IJADHXC;IVKSA.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.