What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
Disability Jokes
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
