Disability jokes
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Who is Helen Keller?
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!