Disability jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?