I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why am I talking to the mirror.
What do you call an army of disabled people? Special forces
what do you call stephen hawking on a bungy jump
spasticelastic
How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures - he spills coffee on his I pad
I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well neither did she!!!
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully, he couldn’t stand up for himself
Did you know hellen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? Neither did she
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
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what do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair...?
hot wheels!!! --------------
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I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldnt stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
nsjajahdahwggwdgdvtwqfdvgcqgvhheydgdygsydgdfydwfwdgsqgsgyd
how do a disabled man go to crutch he can thanes no ramp
My friend wanna do martial arts but he disabled so I guess it’s partial arts
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels
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what do you call a disabled kid on fire?
hot wheels
