Disability jokes
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
Memes
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him.
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.