Disability jokes
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.