Disability jokes
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
Memes
How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him.
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.