Disability jokes
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What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
I'm the autism.
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.