Disability jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.

Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.

What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?

Drool.

What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot wheels.

I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.

Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.

When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled children.

Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.

Why did Sally fall out of the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn’t she get up?

Because she had no friends.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither can see their parents.

I ran over three disabled kids.

"Cripple kill."

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back?

Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?

All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."

What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.