Disability Jokes

When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."

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Why did Sally fall out of the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn’t she get up?

Because she had no friends.

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They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.

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