Disability jokes

If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?

If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?

Drool.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.

Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.

What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot wheels.

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled children.

Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.

When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."

Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.

Why did Sally fall out of the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn’t she get up?

Because she had no friends.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

Neither can see their parents.

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?

All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.

My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back?

What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.

What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

"They see me rolling, they hatin'."