Disability jokes
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither can see their parents.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.