What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.