Disability jokes
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
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What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.