The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops
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The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.
In the hospital they need to keep the disabled patients rooms cooler than the other patients rooms. Why? They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
How does Hellen Keller meet men? She goes on blind dates.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common? They are both legless
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I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
How did Hellen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it's a stair way to heaven not a ramp.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide? Well i wouldn't want to be name asdjasdjasdak either.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna
Steamed veggies
How did Stephen hawking die He ran out of battery life
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence to children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road
teacher * take a seat class * wheelchair person * ive been in the seat*
I Can't Stand Disability Jokes
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurriCANE
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