Disability jokes

Nut

What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.

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  • Memes

    Accent

    I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.

    Kid

    I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."

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  • Down Syndrome

    Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.

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  • School Shooter

    When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."

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  • Sally

    Why did Sally fall out of the swing?

    She had no arms.

    Why couldn’t she get up?

    Because she had no friends.

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  • Orphan

    What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

    Neither can see their parents.

    Dyslexia

    I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

    Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

    Disabled

    What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?

    "They see me rolling, they hatin'."

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