Disability jokes
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he isn't coming to you.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Memes
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither can see their parents.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."