Disability jokes
Kid: "Grandma, what's dark humour?"
Grandma: "See that man in the wheelchair over there?"
Kid: "But Grandma! I'm blind!"
Grandma: "Exactly."
I never get off on the wrong foot.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.