Disability jokes
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him:
Wife: "Why is your face all bloody?"
Husband: "I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up, so I kept falling on my face!"
Wife: "Idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!"
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
Memes
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!