I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight, all I had to do is say stand up
my friend was in a crash so when he got put in a wheelchair people bullied him so i told him to stand up for him self
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
So my girlfriend left me i took her weelchair and she came back crawling back
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
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You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled
What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
Imagine Steven hawkings was the real slim shady but could not stand up
Stephen Hawkins was one of the best scientists ever, Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says "why is a young man like you smoking?". The man turns around and says "why the fuck are you wearing trainers...."
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Two guys are on the playground one guys says too the other “did you know that Hellen Keller had a play ground in her backyard” the other guy said “no” the first guy says “neither did she
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
A wife says to her husband 'you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back' 'what do you expect' he says 'you're in a fucking wheelchair'
I went up to the blind kid and said can u get that for me? and he said "I can't I'm blind" And so I said "I see"
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle. So i went up a step and said "It's other Anakin I have the high ground!"
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