Disability jokes

Wheelchair

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him:

Wife: "Why is your face all bloody?"

Husband: "I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up, so I kept falling on my face!"

Wife: "Idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!"

Present

What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...

Wheelchair

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."

Memes

Vegetable

What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.

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  • Man

    I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.

    What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.

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  • Midget

    If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

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  • Blind friend

    My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.

    Wheelchair

    What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."

    Helen Keller

    How do you know when Helen Keller is home?

    Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!