Disability jokes
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.