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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!

What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’

You know how we all have different side well I have a sucicidel side (here a bang in the next room) oh well not any more :)

What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

What the difference between a water bottle and Africa? One has water the other one doesn’t

What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation

whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk

What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?

BK doesn’t sell real meat.

What’s the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?

Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What’s the difference between the grand canyon and a blonde?

The grand canyon is a busy ditch.

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and Acne? Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it

What’s the difference between an onion and a dead baby?

The baby doesn’t cry when you chop it.

What’s the difference between a snow woman and snow man? Snowballs

What’s the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?

One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.

what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.

What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?

It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.

What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man? One isn’t retarded and one isn’t gay the gay man is dead

What’s the difference from me a a gay person? You

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