Difference

Difference Jokes

If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

Whatโ€™s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch

Husband: โ€œHoney, whatโ€™s the difference between a Ferrari and an erect*on?โ€ Wife: โ€œok... what is it?โ€ Husband: โ€œI donโ€™t have a Ferrari right nowโ€.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved. (Written by Paragon Dart Monkey)

The first time you have a new phone you have a different one you can change your phone to a new phone but it doesnโ€™t change the phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ itโ€™s just different I think it will work I just think it would look good ๐Ÿ‘ and then it would work but you donโ€™t know if itโ€™s the right thing for the new one you just know itโ€™s the wrong ๐Ÿ˜‘ itโ€™s a bad phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ itโ€™s a new thing itโ€™s the same for different every day but it doesnโ€™t look ๐Ÿ‘€ and I think ๐Ÿค” so itโ€™s not a good ๐Ÿ‘ but it works so itโ€™s different so itโ€™s different for the new phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ and it doesnโ€™t have to work on it doesnโ€™t matter to the same for you know itโ€™s just the one โ˜๏ธ but it doesnโ€™t have the one that I can do a lot better and I can just use my new one โ˜๏ธ but it is not that the new iPhone ๐Ÿ“ฑ so you have the one thatโ€™s the other is that I have the same thing and itโ€™s the same phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ but I have to get the new iPhone ๐Ÿ“ฑ I just want it and then you have a good ๐Ÿ˜Š and itโ€™s a different number so itโ€™s just like ๐Ÿ‘ so itโ€™s just one โ˜๏ธ but you know itโ€™s not like ๐Ÿ‘ I have the new iPhone ๐Ÿ“ฒ so you know itโ€™s just one โ˜๏ธ so itโ€™s a little more than just the one โ˜๏ธ and it will get the new phone ๐Ÿ“ž so itโ€™s just easier and cheaper for the money ๐Ÿ’ด but it wonโ€™t cost ๐Ÿ’ฒ much more to pay ๐Ÿ’ฐ off your car ๐Ÿš˜ than to get the phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ for the next two weeks weeks or even two years to to have the car car ๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿš˜ fixed so itโ€™s easier and quicker and I will be happy ๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m happy happy ๐Ÿ˜Š Iโ€™m so excited excited ๐Ÿ˜Š thank y all and I will talk soon ๐Ÿ”œ and have you have an update as to the results soon ๐Ÿ”œ thank ya again so far hope all goes all are good ๐Ÿ˜Œ hope to be in your class today love โค๏ธ and have you been in your dreams hope all your day too bye โœŒ๏ธ

What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?

R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.

a man comes to a bar and has a drink then his bully came to him and Stoll his drink then the bully asked "what wrong" the man said that "I trying to kill myself I try getting hit by a Tran but the train went on the different track then I try to jump of a brig but I fell on a bot full of pillows then I try to Posen myself " then the bully say "then what " then man replied you just dunked it "then the man left.