New Difference Jokes - Page 5

What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?

One of them won’t clean the oven.

What is the difference between Black people and coal?

It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.

What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?

The sound when they hit the windshield.

What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?

Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.

What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.

What is the difference between runners and my car?

My car is still running.

What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we watch through.

What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?

One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.

What’s the difference between God and Hitler?

God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.

What is the difference between your dad and a video game?

Your dad doesn’t beat you.

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

The types you can have.

What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?

The word "art."

Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.

She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"