Die jokes
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.