Die jokes
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Man: Did you know pidgins die after having sex?
Woman: No, really?
Man: Well, the one I fucked did...
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.