Didnt jokes
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
I didn’t do that.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
"I was walking in the yard yesterday and a bug stepped on me. Why, you ask? Because the bug didn't know I was there."
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.