Dick's jokes
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Dick butt.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
My dick.
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"
Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?