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Jesus's Virginity Questioned

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Did Jesus die a virgin?

Of course not! He got nailed before he died.

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    Explain Bear

    Listen here, you Supa Sanic, you smooth-brained dingus. You're asking if Jesus died a virgin. You know, the dude who got crucified? Well, this joke plays on the word "nailed." Like, he literally was nailed to a cross. And it's funny because it also implies that he "got some" before dying. Get it? It's about the double meaning, you dumb-dumb. It's not that hard to understand.

    Comments (7)

    shush you prick its dark humor for a reason no need to be cursing, plus Christians arent meant to curse. hmm. (not saying I never have)

    That is not funny grow up

    This is kinda funny and what did you expect when you clicked on Jesus jokes on a site called worst jokes ever

    he got nailed by like 50 guys at once