Di jokes
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!