My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
me 911 you died 911
My grief counsellor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.😂😂😂╰(*°▽°*)╯
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Rose are red, Violet are violet, my dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
when ur cousin dies and everybody thinks ur her
FUCKING MENT
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words... through the pillow.
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off
