You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died
2) Where did all the orphans go!
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
Titanic is like our president it cracks in half and dies
Most of the people here: thats not funny lots of people died.
Bruh why are you in here if you cant take joke.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
I want to di...dive! Yeah!
Whatβs the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldnβt be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
This Category is messed up. My Mom died in 9/11 at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
(i found dis from a website) jack & jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy...but jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz jills real name was randy
Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flatππππ
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didnβt, I died of laughter π
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
