Di jokes

My great uncle died in a concentration camp.

He fell off one of the guard towers.

Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.

Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.

Fucking camper!

Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.

What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?

Billy's jeans.

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

I get jealous when my phone dies.

Emos get jealous when their phone dies.

A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.

What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"