Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
My dad died in the 911 he was a good pilot
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Emo get jealous When their Phone dies
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
I was crying at school because my grandpa died my friends asked what was his last words I told them his last words were are you still holding the ladder
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams? She died
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Guys these jokes are not funny my dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
