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One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.

Comments (11)

Wrestling little eagle wing?

This is one of the most fucking awesomest things I've ever heard in my life thank you for understanding what goes deep deep with inside my head

What in the hell did I just read? I don't get it, guess it took off on an eagles wing over my head after torturing me with that awful joke that has no style...

This is of the most fucking awesomest thing I've ever heard in my life thank you for understanding what goes deep deep with inside my head

His pain is greater than yours, now understand and respect it.

this joke was just ridiculous idk why u wasted time writing it

What the fuck kind of joke was this?? xD this made literally zero sense but was kinda funny lol. Thumbs up.